50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines To Make Your Crush Smile

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears in a second!

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next partner.

4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Isn’t it like a boyfriend/girlfriend material?

5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. For me, it’s standing next to you.

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But you definitely turned me on.

7. Are you religious? Because you have become the answer to all my prayers.

8. I have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart, please?

10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

11. Are not you tired? Because You’ve been running through my mind all day.

 12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off suddenly?

 13. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine was just stolen.

15. Would you grab my arm, so that I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

16. I want to change only one thing about you, and that’s your last name.

17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

18. Hi, do you know how was heaven when you left it?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again in front of you?

20. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

 21. Did the sun come out or it’s you who just smile at me?

22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, isn’t it?

23. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we can be Pretty Cute.

24. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

25. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents told me to follow my dreams.

26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for since long.

27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I can see!

28. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart for sure.

29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true for sure.

30. If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing, please?

31. There must be something wrong with my eyes I guess, I can’t take them off you.

32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Okay then, please start.

33. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth yet!

34. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes I believe.

35. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase the past and write our future.

36. I was about to say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

37. I must be in a museum because you are an amazing piece of a work of art.

38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I will die.

39. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg while falling for you.

40. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy for sure.

41. Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life every day.

42. You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me over here for sure!

43. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Give me your numbers and watch what I can do with it.

44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue yet?

45. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that much stunning!

46. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped my drink.

47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

48. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person present here. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

49. Is it hot here or is it just you who is so hot?

50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back now.

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