As the festival of Gifts, Christmas is approaching, you must be wondering what lines you can include in your Christmas greeting card to make it more funny and entertaining. Here’s a list of a few funny Christmas greetings and quotes.
Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Xmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!
The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!
I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”
Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!
There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!
A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!