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Texts to make him laugh

Many a times we girls wonder as to why a guy doesn’t willingly respond to our texts or show any interest in us. It is because guys love answering to texts that make them laugh. So send them something that touches them, shows your interest in them and makes them laugh like never before!

1- ‘Well, i am an unemployed girl with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?’

2- ‘You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses.’

3-‘I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.’

4-‘If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!’

5-‘So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout?’

6-‘So, autocorrect changed your name to “bae”. I swear, it wasn’t me.’

7-‘Something is weird…I’m at home and my pants are still on. Can you help me take them off?’

8- ‘Excuse me, I just dropped something looking at your pictures again… My jaw!’

9-‘Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else around me disappears.’

10-‘Knock knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher Who? Gopher me, silly.’

11-‘I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food… No, you. Maybe, food on you!’

 12-‘I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!’

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